A top hat of acorns cooked when Halley's comet is in the sky
A shoebox of dead man's fingers harvested on Beltane night
1 cup of mashed snout of fox
Dried snout of dragon
A pinch of ground udder of dormouse
Fry in the cauldron with a lump of coal.
Induces unripe apples to attract love-struck unicorns, and makes evil landlords attract love-struck unicorns.