3 tsp desiccated body of fox
A sack of moonbeams harvested on a midwinter's eve
A top hat of fly agaric crushed on a summer's eve when the swifts are flying
A bale of moonbeams lectured to on Halloween night
3 tsp desiccated hair of griffin
2 tsp ground body of cow
Stir in a cold cauldron with a great deal of vodka.
Induces the village pigs to wither and die, and makes dark knights and evil princes turn into Shakespeare-reciting frogs.